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We're Going on an Adventure

- November 23, 2008

So, on our way to an elf-convent thing, we met this fighter, Dean. What a cock. Seriously. He's loud, he's rude, he's ugly as a hen's ass, and above all else, he said I was just a rogue. Just a rogue. What does that even mean? Like, you know, he 's just a fighter. Cock.

Meet Leighlann

My party is full of "good guys;" my best friend the cleric, my unknowing brother the mage, and a ranger that doesn't know the difference between a rock and a fern. In all of this I'm struggling to find my niche, and with a bossy weapon it's even more difficult than I anticipated. I'm Leighlann, and these are my secrets.

Leighlann was abandoned as a child. Her mother worked in a brothel, mostly meaning that poor Leighlann was an accident. Her mother left her outside of the local tavern in a solid wooden chest to protect her until someone found her. A passing rogue saw the chest and promptly took it back to his keep. Upon opening it and finding a small baby, he realizes that he will never marry and vows to raise Leighlann as his protege.
After his death, Leighlann travels forth to steal from rich ones and give to the poor, as it was what her father taught her.
She travels with the goal of giving her future children the world and everything in it.