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..thought a WOLF was a GHOST!!!

While we were camping in my portable tower earlier, Tam saw a wolf and thought, get this, she actually thought the wolf was a ghost . The ranger thought a wolf was a ghost . The mage is a better ranger than this one.

Tam is an elf.

Who knew?

Tam had an idea. Everyone run.

Wow. Tam had a great idea. The first in her life, probably. She'll set up traps, and I'll disable them. I can tell her how to make them more difficult to disable, and she can give me tips on finding well-hidden traps. Brilliant, no?

Damn, there was air in that damn bubble...

Well, I ended up getting that helpless ranger out of that bubble. I mean, I had nothing else better to do... ...besides, having her in the party makes me look really smart.

We're Okay.

Thank Olidammara for Aamiya and Sid. Alas, I spoke too soon. There's Tam. In a bubble. Stuck. We'll come back for her. Eventually.
As i lay here bleeding out, I, with my last dying breath curse that ranger for destroying everything that I've worked toward. Putting Aamiya in danger and killing the ones who could protect her. As I scrawl these words I know truly how helpless I really am. I'm not sad Tam is gone. I almost feel like she was against us all alon

Worst. Ranger. In. History.

So, there's Tam. Couldn't find a more annoying ranger. I sneak in doing my rogue things, that only a rogue can do well, about to kill everyone in the room with one feral s neak attack , and Tam comes running in all, "uh, hello," like an idiot blowing our cover. Most literally, worst ranger ever.
"Door-holdy-shutty-thingy-spelly." Stupid ranger.